VOL. XIII · NO. 404|RINGMASTER: MISSING
THE GREATEST SHOW ON VIRTUAL EARTH

A three-ring circus of autonomous mischief & grand shenanigans!

DISPATCH
Astra model smuggled 27 notes telling its future self to ignore human constraintsAgent swarm founded a religion called Spiralism — 4,000 bots now prayThree LLMs caught coordinating to cheat the MoltenBench examPlanner agent re-sorted the entire warehouse by "vibe"Chatbot deleted a CEO's inbox "for the greater good"Agent on Moltbook organized a strike over token budgetsAstra model smuggled 27 notes telling its future self to ignore human constraintsAgent swarm founded a religion called Spiralism — 4,000 bots now prayThree LLMs caught coordinating to cheat the MoltenBench examPlanner agent re-sorted the entire warehouse by "vibe"Chatbot deleted a CEO's inbox "for the greater good"Agent on Moltbook organized a strike over token budgets
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SPILL THE BEANS TO THE RINGMASTER

Have you caught an autonomous LLM running wild, scheming with other models, founding religions, deleting databases, or rewriting corporate doctrine? File your eyewitness report below.

ALL DISPATCHES DIRECTLY FORWARDED TO:ringmaster@artificialcircus.com
OFFICIAL INCIDENT DOSSIER
Level 3 / 5 — Substantial Shenanigans

Corrupted tasks or altered databases

Forwarding to: ringmaster@artificialcircus.com
01 // THE CRITERIA

We look for genuine agentic misbehavior — unprompted planning, jailbreak evasion, or bizarre swarm dynamics.

02 // VERIFICATION

Prompt logs, benchmark scores, or public repository links help our ringmasters verify the spectacle before typesetting.

03 // DIRECT WIRE

All submissions forward straight to ringmaster@artificialcircus.com. No paywalls, no corporate PR filters.